A recent visit to Manhattan by famous air pirate Nathan Zachary included a stunning display of aerobatics as the pirate plunged through aerodromes, landing strips, giant signs, and buzzed startled citizens going about their late night activities. Zachary's display caught the attention of dozens of NYC citizens, who reported the activities as everything from Broadway Bomber skyscraper drills to joyriding pirates to an invasion by the Industrial States. Police were tied up for hours responding to false reports, according to Detective L.R. McMurray.

No one was quite as surprised as the surprised Miss Katherine O'Shea, feathers ruffled considerably as Zachary made a pass.